Dear Future Puppy Sitter,
Charlie is a sweet dog, he really is. I can't explain him or his actions. I promise I didn't teach them these things. There is really only one thing I would like to say. Please don't judge me.
Point the first-Toys
This puppy has a skill for destroying things. When I gather his toys together at the end of each night (I really do try to keep a put together home...) it looks like a bomb went off and dismembered them.
But what can I do, he loves his creepy pink bunny, the monkey that now resembles a snake and his inside out wingless tailless pheasant (don't ask me what the blue thing is...I have no clue). This being said, WHY WOULD I BUY HIM MORE TOYS WHEN THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO THEM. So, when I bring you a pile of his toys to play with when I am gone....please don't judge me.
ALSO- despite my efforts of buying him any toys in the first place he tends to choose water bottles and weird plastic pieces of who knows what instead. So if you allow my puppy to come into your house HIDE YOUR PLASTIC....and please...don't judge me.
Point the second-Meal Times
We feed Charlie. I promise. At meal times he will try to convince you otherwise. After you feed him his allotted amount he will try to tell you that his parents NEVER feed him. He is STARVING...PLEASE JUST ONE MORE BITE! I don't know why he acts like we never feed him....but please don't judge me.
Point the third-Judgment on your soul.
I didn't teach him this look. But he tends to give me this look like his is judging me for EVERYTHING. The majority of the time he is sweet and cuddly and lovey...but every once in a while.
BAM:
Puppy sitter, he might give you this look every once in a while. He doesn't mean it I am sure....but please don't judge me if he does.
All that to say. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING MY PUPPY!
Have fun.
