Traveling Fool

I feel like I have been/will be traveling for like a whooooole month after the dust in my life settles. Which is not yet. First, I moved= crazy. Then 4 days later I went home to Seattle = craZAY. Next, I am leaving for Italy a WEEK from Thursday= CRA-ZY mmmmkay. Internet I promise I am not making excuses (cause, no excuses man!) but this is the first time I have touched my computer in like 2 weeks. But, I have thought about you a lot-if that makes you feel better. 

I started off my most recent trip with this little gem:

SkyMall-I LOVE YOU. Seriously, I have already found a reason that I need these mermaid flippers. Tsunamis people! My personal irrational fear-freaking giant tsunami taking out California and making it straight to my door step. You never know! I NEED these.

Another thing I got to experience was -demon dog. Please observe:

If it is not sticking out in your face obvious this mini dog had a freaking 5th leg...if ya know what I mean....ehm. Besides for that this dog had soulless demon dog white eyes that I couldn't take a picture of because I was sitting in the park pretending to text whilst taking this picture. They reminded me of this:

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Anyway, Internet Housewife Adventures is traveling for the next couple of weeks. Check back for ITALY- creepy Italian trees and backwards hand waving. Yes yes and BEAUTY  of course!  CIAO  

*** OOOH OOOH also! When I FINALLY get  my apartment set up there will be pictures! I llloooovvvee this place. If I could give it a giant hug every night I WOULD. 

Happy One Year Anniversary to US!

Warning: squishy, mush, gushy, lovey, dovey things ahead.

A year ago today I was preparing for one the of the BIGGEST days of my life. A year ago today Mr. Z and I began this crazy journey called marriage. It has been one blessing after another from the moment we said, "I DO!" If I was an eloquent fancy schmancy writer I would paint a beautiful picture of our mushy gushy love story. But this is why I have a husband. The following is an adorable poem he wrote me for Valentine's Day.

My Bride

A Valentine's Day Poem for my One True Love

I stand here so nervous, in front of a crowd

My heart, it beats, ever faster now. 

My eyes search the room, but still have not seen 

The one I am waiting for, my beautiful Bride to be. 

Then all of the sudden, I hear the crowd stand

And it's all I can do, to steady my hand. 

For now in the back of that joy filled room

Stands my breathtaking Bride, smiling back at her groom. 

My eyes start to fill, but so does my heart

For I remember how I loved her from the start. 

She walks down the aisle, with beauty and grace

Her hand in her father's, with tears on his face. 

But these tears are not sad, these tears of her father

For he knows in his heart, I'll always care for his daughter. 

She now stands before me, this Angel of mine

And out from her eyes, the heavens do shine. 

Each part of her perfect, all of her, just for me

For my heart, I know, she alone holds the key. 

And there in that church, before God and man

My Beloved, my Everything, she gave me her hand. 

I will always be filled, with love, joy, and pride

Because you, Kelsey, will forever be my Beauty, my Bride!

Husband-I love you! Thank you for our first amazing year together!!

Here is to many many more adventures together in this journey called marriage :)